What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 00:06
They put up a sign reading
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Nuts and Butts
Just Forget it!
share office space ...
Next, they tried...
Have your parents ever walked in on you?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Minds and Behinds
How do you say "have fun" in French?
Everyone loved it.
Then came..
So they tried
Which scene is considered the most difficult to watch in each of Quentin Tarantino's movies?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Unacceptable again!
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
What are some ways to improve speed in sprinting, running uphill, and long/middle distance running?
No go.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Another attempt resulted in ...
I always feel very tired after I do some exercises, even after a night's sleep. What's the problem?
Still no good.
So, the docs changed it to read
No way
What's the most trivial thing that ever made you go to the doctor?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
How can you know if they are your twin flame and not limerence or obsession?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No, not a chance
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Hysterias & Posteriors
What type of fish is best for fish tacos?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Freaks and Cheeks
Thumbs down again.
Can I use the LEG PRESS to build muscle?
Loons and Moons
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Still no good